17 2 / 2013
I can’t decide how Improbablycluelessbing is best punctuated:
"I’m probably clueless." -Bing
When the quandary first occurred to me, I considered asking Bing directly, but I thought the question might hurt his feelings. Later I realized it probably wouldn’t hurt his feelings… because he wouldn’t understand the question.
Yesterday I asked Mr. Bearcy for an opinion, and he responded:
punctuation isnt my strength due to lack of dexterity however my best guess for bings handle is
im pr ob ab lyc lu ele s sbi ng
i believe thats a chemical compound you see bing is a dedicated medical student
As much as I respect Mr. Bearcy’s insights regarding the heart & tears of William Darcy, it is impossible for me to concur with him on this particular issue— because I have a degree in chemistry.
My academic background also makes it difficult for me to support Mr. Bearcy’s opinion that Bing is a dedicated medical student. Gee, I sure hope Bing isn’t lying to Darvid about studying medicine the same way Batman lied about studying caves…